Archival Research From A Childhood Bedroom

Historical data is unclear, but it appears a young Philip Markle may have told his parents they were “jerks.”

While this timeline of events can not be confirmed, archeologists have unearthed relics from his childhood bedroom carbon dated to 1998 proving at the very least, he had to apologize for something:

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