A story I uncovered from my trip to Bali:

I am LOST somewhere in the central-north region of Bali, having missed the turn-off for Ubud coming back from a blissed out day at Padang Bai beach. I was navigating via my iPhone GPS and a bluetooth speaker I rigged to my scooter. I was also blasting Dinah Washington through the speaker, jazzin’ it all the way back to homestay, and so it must have been I missed Siri saying “Turn left now.”

After 40 minutes of me driving in the wrong direction through idyllic rice fields, a massive rain storm hit, and the voice of my Scooter Sensai Brian popped…